Questions from a first grader

"What is a Staff Lounge?"
"How do You spell number (or me, my, one, room, pen, etc.)?"
"What is Heaven Like?"
"When can I be a super model?"
"Why can't I wear my pink shirt with my pink pants?"
"Why can't we walk to Auntie Meredith and Auntie Jess' house?"
"What is an alklohic (alcoholic)?"
"Can I have cookies for breakfast?"
"Why do you have to go to work?"
"Why do you need money?"
"Why do you need to pay bills?"
"Who puts up the stars?"
"How does and airplane stay in the air?"

Does this expain my insanity???!!!